mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.

He was so short he looked like a mitch craig

brody vincent

When you fail in a sport or don't do as well as you would have preferred, but instead of accepting it and owning up to your failure, you decide to blame literally everyone else and smack just about everything nearby just in case people nearby didn't realize that you were angry.

He was so triggered when he got out for a duck that he went full brody vincent