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Me: yes bro I had some ras malai last night it was banging
The bro: where you get it from g?
Me: nah g I made it myself, with that Russian cum slut
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When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut
Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it
When you nut in her while she's on her period
Me and that cum slut from the other night made some strawberry lassi
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When your having sex with a pregnant woman and her water breaks but you still keep going
Yo g, did you hear Gazza was making some Lychee Lassi the other night?
Wiping period blood on her forehead like the monkey from lion King does while chanting hakuna matata