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Clanking

The skill off being able to beat your meat whilst clapping in appreciation at the good porn you are watching.

Mark cames 1st in the national clanking championship last week.

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019


Macho Man

When you try to make your bicep muscles and pecs appear bigger by wearing incredibly tight polo shirts even when the weather is too cold for polo shirts.

Why are you trying to act like a macho man Niall?

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

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The Kevining

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems

My day was going brilliantly until the kevining

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

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