Cardinal Rumble

When two very large people get it on in a very small and warm place causing them to turn red like cardinals.

Hey dude why are you so red?

I was just banging big Bertha in the hallway closet, there's no A/C in there.

Oh I see you two were having a little cardinal rumble!

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Moody Time

The act of only having participating in anal intercourse.

"Hey are going out with Mikey again tonight?"

"Ya his anal was pretty nice, but he wouldn't do anything else."

"Well hope you enjoy some more moody time tonight."

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Kentucky log splitter

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.

I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

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