Groves

Groves can be used as either a verb or a noun. For example, as a noun, Groves is someone of little germinal fecundity. As a verb, Groves takes the the form of simply Grove or Groved (in the past tense) and means to splatter a woman's reproductive organs to little effect.

As a noun:
Girl one — So, did your boyfriend ever knock you up or what?
Girl two — No, this guy's cocksmanship is subpar, a real Groves.

As a verb:
Girl one — So, I hear you got knocked up.
Girl two — Naw, I just got my vag meat Groved.

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