Parodies

pronouced "Pair-roh-dee's"
a start to a "deez nuts" type joke that goes like this

guy 1: hey do you know of the Greek philosopher Parodies?
guy 2: no whos parodies?
guy 1: Pair-o-dies nuts
guy 2: ):<

Aungustus

synonyms: Aung, Aungs
pronunciation: "Aw-guh-stis"

A racist double stuffed bigot who smells like wet cheese and has so many chins he doesn't need a wallet to hold his cards.

"Did you hear that Aungustus got banned for insulting the black cashier? apparently its the third time this week"