Emma

That bitch in your math class that won't shut up about whatever

P1: Yo did you see Emma?
P2: Yeah shes overreacting again

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Wh o a

1. Int: A word used to show False surprise

2. A word said in unison when you slap someone

1. Jimmy sees Clumsy Bob fall down
Jimmy: “Wh o a”

2. Jimmy: *Slaps Chad*
Everyone: “Wh o a”

Boku No Pico

A terrible thing that can’t be called anime. Watching this will result in spasms, paranoia, terror, ptsd, and anxiety. Anyone who recommends this show is Satanand should should evacuate the area immediately after coming into contact with them.

Satan: “Hey bro did you watch Boku No Pico it’s really good”
Normal functioning human being: “The power of Christ compels you!”
Satan: *dies*
Normal functioning human being: “Good, the danger is gone now”

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Spare Coochie Maam

Spare some coochie maam

p1: spare coochie maam
p2: yes maam

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Anime

A cult that will suck you into it and make your life have meaning. It magically makes your parents regret conceiving you and scares all potential mates away as you fall into a deep dark hole of lusting after lolis and anime titties, as well as your waifu. All of your friends will leave you after a while of you watching hentai in your mom’s basement. It is a void you cannot escape.

Weeb 1: “Hey lemme show you this anime that I’m watching.”
Normie: “Ok”
*6 weeks later*
Weeb 1: *In old normies mom’s basement* “Yo I haven’t seen you in a while you ok?”
No longer normie: *Watching anime* “Anime. Anime is life”

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