Golf Divot

An incredibly hairy vagina.

Sheena looked great with her pants on. I got her naked and noticed she had a crazy golf divot. Looked like a muthafuckin jungle.

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C-stop

An acronym for: Completely Shaved Turned Out Pussy.

Matt: Dude, how did you make out with that nasty cougar last night?

Tim: Well, the bitch looked ok until i got her pants down.

Matt: Yeah, what was up?

Tim: She obviously squeezed out a couple of kids. Her c-stop looked like a package of shaved roast beef. Nassstay.

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