Michigan Surfing

When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves

Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?

Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼

Girlbossing

Usurping Authority

Theodore: Man, Tyrone is such a know it all. It was like he was trying to take the teacher's job in class today.

James: Yeah, man! He was really girlbossing.

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San Franscisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you were really making a San Franscisco Narwhal

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San Francisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal