GREENOED

Expecting vaginal sex but unexpectedly receiving anal sex.

You’ve got a bit of a limp have you been greenoed?

It’s sore to sit down, I’ve been greenoed...

Thatcher’s Cheek

A Nailsea cheek that has been gaped for a deep fucking by men of all shapes and sizes

“Oh I see you’ve got a smile, have you been in thatchers cheek today”

“Arghhh my balls are drained, I’ve been to Thatcher’s cheek today”