Everest

White dude that has a distinct, but eclectic taste. He’s a guitar player, but he also hates guitar. Strictly listens to underground shitty indie rock, or classical music. Sean Hannity is his favorite media personality, but he only reads neo-facist propaganda. This man is the definition of duality. Often being a libra, people name Everest are at constant odds with themselves. His ideal meal is a muffburger, sweet potato fries, and a Yerba mate.

This muffbucker named Everest brings such a unique energy to the room. I hate him, but can’t help but be absolutely in love with him

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Muffbucker

An alternative way of saying mother fucker, but with less effort needed to create the entirety of the phrase. Originating in Texas circa 1889, this phrase has evolved throughout the years.

Guy 1: yo dog, Oedipus, the king of Thebes, is whack as fuck. You hear what home slice did?
Guy 2: awh shit. Yeah I heard. That nigga a real muffbucker.