porridge wog

an inhabitant of scotland
see sweaty

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mexican barbecue

a sexual act involving 2 men and a very busy women.
also called spitroasting

you coming to my mexican BBQ?

only if your mum is there

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calcio

what Italians call football (or soccer if you are a yank)

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dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

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fighting

the national pastime of England

In the late 1700's a frenchman wrote a book titled the 'English love of fighting' In it he describes how the English delight in 'fisticufts in the street' and how they would gather round any altercation and whip it up into a full scale brawl. He also observed that the 'English have no love of politics and could never be led to revolution'and that 'they have no religion but gambling and drinking'
Fortunatley things have changed and we can now add footballas another religion

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Geordie

inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie

"eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'

tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight

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Market Garden

a cluster fuck, a chinese fire drill
the last time the yanks let the british take charge of an allied operation

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