human

Not the sharpest tool in the box

A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun.
Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up.
Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them

'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings'

'Errrrr!!!!'

Red Dwarf 1988

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patriotic

'to be loyal to ones country'
In the USA and UK this seems to mean:
'totally agree with everything your supposed betters tell you and never question authority'

Im patriotic I am, stand up for the national anthem, suport the England team but I really dont like paying my taxes'

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Millwall

not the best place to take your wife and kids to watch a football match
re-knowned for their violence for over 70 years.
In 2002 Millwall fans caused the biggest riot seen in London for 20 years

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fighting

the national pastime of England

In the late 1700's a frenchman wrote a book titled the 'English love of fighting' In it he describes how the English delight in 'fisticufts in the street' and how they would gather round any altercation and whip it up into a full scale brawl. He also observed that the 'English have no love of politics and could never be led to revolution'and that 'they have no religion but gambling and drinking'
Fortunatley things have changed and we can now add footballas another religion

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porridge wog

an inhabitant of scotland
see sweaty

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mexican barbecue

a sexual act involving 2 men and a very busy women.
also called spitroasting

you coming to my mexican BBQ?

only if your mum is there

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Market Garden

a cluster fuck, a chinese fire drill
the last time the yanks let the british take charge of an allied operation

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