royal family

1)inbreds who sponge of taxpayers and make sure the Uk keeps its outdated laws and traditions
2) the reason loads of fat yanks come to the uk for a holiday
3) a rather amusing sit-com about a working class manchester family who's Patriarch farts a lot- considered high culture in britain and ireland -honest

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mig

a member of a football hooligan gang that follows Luton Town FC

Stands for 'Men In Gear'

Migs kicked the fuck out of Watford

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coat

to mercilessly take the pissout of someone for a long length of time

Wheeler came into the pub wearing chinos the other saturday. He got absolutely coated by Griff and went home nearly in tears

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hurling

probably the toughest sport on earth and one of the oldest.
Forget all you yanks going on about 'football' and lacrosse being SO hard. This is the daddy of them all. Played mostly in Eire where it originates but also played quite a bit in the UK.
There is a Scots version called Shinty that is just as fast

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bog trotter

an irishman, a bog wog

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52nd state

The island of Jamaica

Jamaica is full of fucking Americans

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cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

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