An objectively subjective disease.
My arm hurts, I think I got lutheritis.
It hurts when I pee, I might have caught a case of lutheritis.
Disease that causes itching of the sack.
Dude my lutheritis is flaring up.
My lutheritis my sack itch
Jeez my Johnny fire bad, it hurts when I pee.
I gave that girl a taste of Johnny fire.