inflatable lifepartner

When you have to be politically correct for the dumb ass melinial when referring to his blow up doll.

I told the nerd if he kept talking shit I was going to go to his house and fuck his blow up doll to which he replied “ it’s an inflatable lifepartner”

inflatable life partner

A socially acceptable way to refer to a sex or blowup doll

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”

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Minch

A term used to describe the length of a mans penis. a typical inch is usually about 2 minches or one Minch is 1/2 an inch

He said he was going to give her 10 inches of thunder. His ex girlfriend said he must be measuring in Minches because he really has about 5 inches of failure. .

minches

A term used to measure a mans dick 1 inch typically measures out to 1.73 Minches

This dude was saying that he had a 9 inch dick but his wife knew better so she asked him if he measured it in Minches

I got 6 minches of limp dick for ya