Duck

An animal who loves to go up to lemonade stands and ask for grapes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”

Nathaniel Bandy

A YouTube gamer who claims to be striving for originality, but fails miserably at it.

Jared: Hey, did you see Nathaniel Bandy’s newest video, Top 10 Hardest Splatoon 2 Levels?! It’s the most original thing I’ve ever seen!!
Me: *triggered*

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It’s a bear

Something to say when you have an erection and you don’t actually want to tell anybody.

At a party:

Gene: Lucas, would you like another beer or t-
Lucas: Oooh! It’s a bear!!