Birds

A term used to define attractive females. Mainly used in northern states and Canada.

Any birds popping out at the function tonight?

German Beltbuckle

When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.

I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle

No Tarp

When a male goes shirtless. Often in a sporting event. Mainly used in the Minnesota and other northern states.

Person 1: It’s 70° and sunny I’m sweating balls out here.

Person 2: Buddy just rep no tarp, no birds just the fellas are out here anyway.

prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

Beating the doonies down

Sexual intercourse with a girl who’s ass is large than average.

I can’t hang out tonight I’m beating the doonies down.

Who’s doonies?

Hattie’s

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Brand Moves

Your personal brand is your overall image and what the community thinks about you. Every move you make in life has some sort of impact on your brand. Think of it as a stock, it can increase or decrease or stay consistent. Your friends you hang out with most are called your executives. They help make decisions that impact your brand. Keep in mind, every CEO makes decisions about their company without the knowledge of executives or the community. These decisions are known as under the table deals. These do not impact the brand originally, but if they get out they can be terrible for the brand and tank the stock.

Did you make any brand moves this weekend?

Yeah, smashed a 2 hoping to keep it under the table but she told everybody and the brand tanked.