(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?
(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.
Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole
(n.) The act in in which you suck the milk out of your best friends mothers titties, and then spit it into her vaginal opening.
Dude, Iâm sorry, but I have your mom a slurpy coco last night.