macarena dump

ever wondered how people manage to make whippy turds? its because they do the macarena in mid shit so it whips!
bling! see dump

wo man im doing the macarena whilst shitting! o wow ive whipped it good and proper!

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Balloons

A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.

Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pazzan

Pazzan is not derogatory term. Pazzan is the term used for a being on a higher level. Pazzan can only be achieved through a lifetime of dedication, meditation...... in the moutains. There can be only One.

Person 1: I have spent many a morning praying to Pazzan himself to bless me with the powers of the Pazzan. However, I have only managed to attain the level of Dude. My friend, I don't think I will ever be able to reach that ultimate level of Pazzan. Pazzan will be so disappointed in me :-(
Person 2: Oh.....

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calculus

Some abstract form of arithmetic.

I'm in calculus.

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snoiu

a niose that manda makes wen she starts her period

snoiu im on!

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scadubie

a raccoon that attacks flying turtles

I'm happy for you! Would you like a cookie, a medal, or a scadubie?

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skatter

a slang term used to describe an abundance of hot girls in one location.

jus bru, did you see all that skatter-ass at the mall.

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