manda

The nickname for someone called Amanda usually.

Friend:Hey Manda!!
Amanda: Hey!

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manda

what lilttle kids call you when they can't pronounce amanda.

My neice says "Manda pick me up."

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manda

Vagina in Russian. A word that you can write on the blackboard at your school, without your teachers knowing that you wrote vagina on their board. Just tell them it's your favorite breed of cat.

Would you like to touch my manda?

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manda

tall tan person. often freindly with gingers.

'One time when I saw a manda she gave me 10 seconds of uninterupted eye contact. I liked it.'

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manda

A combination of a man and a panda. A man by day, and a panda by night. Usually the husband of some chick named Alison. They have been known to cook meals for their wives only wearing an apron.

John: My tail is hard.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.

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manda

a mix between a monkey and a panda

this is my manda named amanda
i know its a manda but whats its name
its name is amanda

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manda

Manda is a term used to describe a type of person.

These people are usually dim young white girls who believe that having a kid at the age of 14-17 is a career choice as the goverment will pay for the upkeep for the rest of their damn lives.

(jim)That girl at the back of the bus is a right Manda...
(andre)which one?
(jim)the one with 6 the kids
(andre) HaHa...Oi Manda crash us a fag!

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