Insomnia

1. A disorder that prevents someone from getting enough sleep

2. A self diagnosed ailment that all attention whores suffer from.

Carl: I went for a checkup today. The doctor said I might be suffering from insomnia.
Joe: Shit son.

or

Lisa: trying 2 sleep but its hard with insomnia lolz
Jim: Bitch, shut the fuck up.

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