JJ Redick

JJ Redick is Bill Brasky's younger, better-shooting brother. JJ once wrestled Colonel Klink and his 500-pound dog Sarge for 72 hours straight in a steel cage match and registered 437 pins. For this, JJ received the Nobel Peace Prize.

JJ Redick invented those ketchup packets you place under car tires.

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Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump

I need to take a huge Dave

The groover

The receptical in which you shit in while rafting or camping in the wilderness.

While rafting in Colorado, I attached the groover to my girlfriend's backpack.

After 2 weeks in the wild my groover was really getting ripe.

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AssNeck

The area above your booty.

The new style for girls is to wear their pants so low as to show their AssNeck.

"Damn, Shakira dat bitch has got one hairy AssNeck!"

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