El Wong

El Wong refers to a spanish-speaking person bearing "Wong" as part of their name. This combination completely disrupts any other name the recipient had and makes them only be able to be called "El Wong" from the moment they are on a spanish-speaking country.

For added effect, one might call them "El pinchi Wong"

This alias also makes the person 80% cooler

Spanish guy: Wey apoco ese es el wong?
Guy: "El wong?" What do you mean?
Spanish guy: You don't know him? You haven't met al pinchi wong?
Guy: I guess not
Spanish guy: He's a chill lad, c'mon i'll introduce you to him

Zhahu

Uncommon word used when in a party, your social skills deplete, so you go home.

Also kinda hard to pronounce.

Guy 1: "...Zhahu"
Guy 2: "Oh well, goodbye!"

Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"