westside

1. A really, really, shitty high school. It's run by a bunch of fuck-assed cowards who lick each other's scrotums while making retarded policies designed to suck the life essence out of the students who are trapped in the shit-dirty hallways that smell of sex and gay butt sex because of all the rape going on everywhere you look because it's such a fucking shitty school. 2. A place where the administration focuses on ass ramming the students at every possible opportunity despite the fact that they get paid by the students' parents to do exactly the opposite. 3. A whore house in the disguise of a public high school.

Dude, I got laid so many times at Westside yesterday! They have the most sluts of any place I've ever seen in my life!

Guess what happened at Westside today? I got fucked up the butt by the dean!

If I ever wanted a teacher to stick his cock so far up my ass that I would scream, I would definitely go to Westside!

When you go into the Westside guidance department and ask for help, they first dump nasty oil all over you. Then they strip you naked and tie you up. They just got a gay guy, too, so he screws you everywhere with a dildo, which is really fucking sick.

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bill of rights

Why you can type what your typing right this second

I'l kill any bastard that trys to destroy the bill of rights.

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dirty cricket

When a man sticks his finger in the girls cornhole, then fingering her vagina with the shit infested finger.

"Jeffery and Samantha just did the dirty cricket and she screamed whenever she heard what had happened"

Jeffery- "It was worth it. I didnt even like her"

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Bifted

Under the influence of marijuana particularly or, more generally, other recreational drugs.

'Does your dealer do good gear?'
'Fuck yeah! After, like, a couple of tokes you're totally bifted'

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whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

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felinapheliac

A person who derives pleasure from petting a cat.

My friend Steve just spooged himself while holding my cat.

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northern lights

A pure indica strain of marijuana that was origannally grown in holland. Northern lights is a darker green with clear crystals and usually has orange hairs. Now northern lights is often used as a hybrid with strains that are primarilly sativa. Pure northern lights tastes and smells piney. It gives a couchlock or knockout high.

Northern Lights is almost always grown indoors.

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