Jetstar

A.K.A The Bogan Missile.
A low cost Australian Airline who’s time table is an arbitrary random definition of space and time. Carrying thousands of Australians daily to Bogan Paradise (Bali a northern suburb of Perth)

This flying fight club challenges the return leg from Bali to any Australian city as a competition sport for anyone wishing to use a toilet due to the onboard cases of Bali Belly.

Overseen by the same leprechaun that runs Qantas.

Wazza how are ewes gett’in to Bali?
We’re jumping on a Jetstar Bogan missile.