Melbourne boner

a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide

Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop

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scarzitis

To be unable to type understandable sentences, or to type words jumbled up. From the famous moderator who continues to fail to type anything coherent.

Chatroom person 1: hi !!!

Chatroom person 2 : hi chartoom preson 1

Chatroom person 2: fuck my scarzitis is bad today

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