1. Prick -- used to describe the action of making a small hole in an object with a sharp and/or pointed object.
2. Prick -- the slang name for the male sexual organ which is also known as a penis.
3. Prick -- the description or name someone (the first person) may call another person (the second person) when the first person believes the second person is an outright ass whole.
(Note: the (1), (2), (3) below, referrers to the corresponding definition number above.)
(a) While picking a few wild blackberries, the limb on the blackberry bush sprung forward while Johnny attempted to pee discreetly in the blackberry bushes. The thorns on the blackberry bush pricked (1) a hole in Johnnyâs prick (2) which resulted in Johnny spilling all of his blackberries. Billy, an outright prick (3), laughed at Johnny and told everyone about Johnny gettings his prick pricked causing Johnny much embarrassment.
(b) Billy pushed Johnny and Johnny fell backwards onto a board with a sharp nail sticking out of it causing Johnny to prick (1) a hole in his new pants. Johnny screamed out loud when the nail pricked (1) him in his prick (2) causing Johnny much pain. Johnny told Billy he was a worthless prick (3) for causing him to prick (1) a hole in his new pants and for hurting his prick (2).
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To hit a female sheep with your hand.
Jane: What are you going to do if that sheep causes you a problem?
Bubba: I will Slap Ewe then!
An expression said by people around the world when they let it be known that something of value is now worthless, broken, no longer any good, torn up, broken-down, trashed, inoperative, ruined, shot, destroyed, no longer working, no longer effective, of no use, has no value any longer.
(Saturday)
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, itâs new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, itâs in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I canât do everything, and I canât get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I canât afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!
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What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).
Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.
To have intercourse (sex) with a female sheep.
Billy Bob: Hey Bubba, I have no date for the hay ride this Friday so I don't think I am going.
Bubba: Well Fuck Ewe then!
A female sheep, the name âEweâ (a noun) is generally used to indicate a mature female sheep and fuck (used as a verb) to indicate sexual intercourse.
Bobby: âI have no date for this weekend and I really need to fuck a girlâ.
Bubba: âWell fuck ewe then, the barn is full of a bunch of new female sheep.â
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It is a âterm of endearmentâ, giving to one ex-wife that has screwed you, a man over, taking, his kids, his house, his furniture, his clothes, his business equipment, and his dog. She has caused him to lose his job(s) and keeps him from finding any meaningful employment, or any job to pay his child support, so she has him arrested and thrown in jail, she is a completely unfair, lying and discussion two timing person.
Miriam, (we will say Miss Smith) demands to know when you are going to pay her child support so she can purchase a new car for herself. Mrs. Smith, "Keith, I want my money now, all of it, or you are going to jailâ. Keith, âbut I will lose my job and I am paying the best I canâ. Miss Smith, âwho gives a shit!â âI want my money now, and I want that solid gold crown tooth that you had taken out of your mouth, that you had since you were a child, I want that, it was to be mine, you own me.â Tom, "who is that ugly mean bitch." Keith, "that is my x-wife, she is such a worthless bitch! She never does anything to earn money, just takes it from the kidâs child support money and uses it for herself. Tom, you were actually married to that? Tom, I agree, she comes across as a stupid worthless bitch. Tom, I bet you are glad to be out of that marriage." Keith, "Yes, I am glad I only have to put up with that shit from a distance, that worthless bitch!