stamp

what you call a girl that you're going to lick, stick and then get rid of.

Yeah, she's pretty hot - but she stupid too, so I'm gonna treat her like a stamp.

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minob

fatal last words of the amputee

while no ones around perhaps i could use this sand belt to get me sexual kicks.
(crunch)
AHHHHHHHH! Minob!!

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Scroony

to pull a moony with the scrotum in sight

jesus man! those pants are so low, hes turned that moony into a scroony

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