Actress over 40 years old.
Completely obsessed with plastic surgery and appearance.
Boxed checked on female actors contract.
Beware, sheâs an AOF
A eutopian place in your mind.
When you want to be with someone so much that you are convinced you will treat each other perfectly.
A fantasy.
Donât disturb me, Iâm living on sugar hill with him right now.
A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
The man that wants to know you and understand your mind before any physical contact.
Guuuurrrrl, heâs a unicorn if he hasnât even tried to kiss you yet.
A mommy-girlfriend dates men who love being treated like an incapable child.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldnât even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they donât have a job.
Ohh ....there he goes with his mommy-girlfriend picking up the bill again .
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A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.
He looks okay from behind.
Heâs nice but that guyâs a Ski-B.
A cheap type of women that gets angry easily and trashes your apartment.
Donât bring that stupid chickenfish around here, I just got a new tv. You gotta keep those chicken fish out of the equation, chicken fish are trouble .