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The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say âWow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! â
She says sheâs giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, âNo.....she put your out time at 4am.â
My boss is such an inverted ass!
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Keeping up with the guys that keep
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.
They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see whatâs up.
It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and donât really care about anyone else anymore.
You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.
The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to âcall me when you are singleâ.
I gotta back load of upkeep to text tonight, call ya back later.
The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.
Advancing on a guy whom you have strong feelings for who may or may not have a current girlfriend.
Iâ m totall treading on tight waters with him.
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When you have spend so much time with someone and developed strong physical
and emotional feelings for them.
You flirted and lead him to water, but he still doesnât get the message.
Iâve got a wicked-crush on that guy.
One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.
...âAs long as he wasnât some one night
jump-off, than you should call him backâ
Expression used when you tell an unbelievable story that is in fact very true.
My little brother is addicted to violent violent games, swear down, I smashed his xbox in front of him.
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