Rockelle

A blacklisted female dog from the outskirts of Siberia. Rockelles are commonly known to bite ones eyes out on first contact. One must be warned to take extreme caution when approaching a, Rockelle. In 1743, Robert Gilswigger discovered that using a pear dipped in kool aid worked best to subdue Rockelles. Although kool aid wasn't invented for another 200 years.

Billy: Yo, bro, did you meet that rockelle in town?

You: Yea...

Billy: Why'd she leave you with just that eye? That's just sick yo.

You: Your telling me, now i can't even see that eye anymore.

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