Green Jacket

The most coveted prize in all of golf, and the bedroom. The Green Jacket is awarded to those who have “destroyed all holes on the course” so to speak. Unless your name is Tiger Fucking Woods the only way you’ll be getting a Green Jacket is by drilling and filling all three predominant sexual orifices on the same woman. When you’ve drilled all of a woman’s holes your buddies are legally required to award you with a Green Jacket which is to be signed and passed down among you until you’ve all worn the jacket

Well boys I never thought I’d see the day we gave Cameron his Green Jacket. Brooke finally let him plow the most illusive hole, her asshole. I’m so proud

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Creepy Reepy

A member of the Horn Dog family, Creepy Reepies tend to display all behavioral aspects of a Horn Dog but in a significantly more douche-like manner. Aside from being abnormally horny, the most distinguishing aspect of a Creepy Reepy is his monstrous desire to not only constantly request nudes but immediately screenshot them and show to friends. If you’re a sexy girl, beware, a Creepy Reepy may have you in his sights as we speak.

You see that guy “diving for balls” in the pool? Yeah he’s just grabbing Lisa’s ass underwater. What a Creepy Reepy bro

Stank Throat

a disease typically contracted from stank sexual interactions with stank hoes. this disease creates massive swollen tonsils and eventually takes over all neural activity and forces you to partake in more stank activities so the stank in your body can thrive and eventually bring you to your stank death

Aye Reid, I see you got with that ultra stank hoe. Now you got stank throat and you gone die.