Alexis

She keeps saying that she's not cuter but she definitely is.
She's got a mouth, but she's still the sweetest person you'll ever meet, though she'll probably call you a fuckface (don't take it personally she's doing her best). Capable of great amounts of growth, it radiates into others. Definite grandma energy but in all the best ways.

"Have you met my friend Alexis yet"
"Yeah bro she called me a fuckin loser and then made me a hat, I'm so confused"