bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.

Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust

cucumber eater

A boy called Joshua who likes to eat cucumber

Joshua the cucumber eater

grounch

The big disabled spazzy version of the grinch, likes to shag cats and get naked over trees

Wow James Hegarty is such a grounch

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father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

A Dot Watters

A man called Andy who’s married to a woman called Mandy. They both love to eat candy and go to the beach to get quite sandy. When it comes to geography he is very handy and his legs are bandy. His meandy hair line is fine and dandy and it makes all the women feel quite Randy. When he goes on holiday he gets brown and tandy.

Look at that A Dot Watters