Irish Wedding

A traditional Irish ceromony involving two people that have one hand from each person duct taped together to hold a wine bottle with each of their free hands being duct taped to a 40 oz bottle of beer. Because each person has no ability to use their hands, the goal is to for each “Irish couple” to finish their wine and 40s as fast as possible so that they are able to be cut out of the duck tape and bottles. The act of finishing an Irish wedding is referred to as “being wed”.

“Hey, did you go to that St. Patty’s Day party?”

“Hell yeah! They were making everyone do Irish Weddings and one of the dudes was trying to take a leak before they were wed!”

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