learnches

A series of lunches where subject matter experts present topics so others can learn while they have lunch (learnches).

Yo I wanna eat a taco salad and learn about JavaScript, you got any learnches planned?

Scat

A software cat (scat) is an error, flaw, or fault with software that was caused by a cat stepping on a developer's keyboard. Actual bugs created software errors in the early days of computing - nowadays cats are more likely to introduce software errors than insects.

"Hey, I finally figured out that scat"

"You mean 'bug'?"

"Nah dawg, bugs don't type the 'g' key into the source code 27 times"