Hurt

The quality of being a loser or bad at something. Lame.

You want to come to the party? That is hurt. Stop being such a hurtbag!

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Reverse Onion

variation of onion

When an American male hits on foreign women, emphasizing mainly aspects about himself that are uniquely American.

Look at that guy putting the reverse onion on that Australian girl. He's telling her that he's a football playing, army ranger, cowboy.

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Douche Nozzle

Derogatory term used for anyone who is stupid, lame, annoying, or an asshole. See also douchebag and douche.

Why did you kick me in the nuts, you douche nozzle!

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double fist

Variation of fist used when the situation is especially painful. Getting two fists at the same time.

So your landlord evicted you? That's really a double fist.

He totaled his car and blew a .23 when the cops came, thus getting the double fist.

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fist

Varitation of shaft, but used for extra emphasis in the case of an extremely large shaft. Harsh, unfair treatment. Refers to the pain of having a fist rammed up your ass.

See also double fist

I got a $300 speeding ticket today. That sucks, man, what a fist.

So I got the fist when my boss caught me drinking at work.

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Hurtbag

Loser

Quit being a hurtbag and take some shots!

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scurred

scared.

Used to coerce someone in do doing something they are refusing to do, such as anal sex, bonging a six-pack at once, or playing that eigth game of beer pong.

Usually follows a yelled "DON'T BE!"

"I don't want another beer. I am sooo drunk."
"DON'T BE scurred!"

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