caulking

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.

70👍 74👎

fondant

similar to an upper-decker, but the fecal matter is applied with precision to the seat itself.

Derek applied an elegant fondant to Kevin's toilet seat, and even added a nice fecal flower flourish.

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