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The act of vertically sliding your dick up and down the flaps of a pussy
Autumn: Brendan wtf are you doing?
Brendan: I'm taco sliding
Mom: Hey baby whatchu doin?
Dababy: Lesssss gooooooo, u know issbaby squigga.
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One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.
Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.
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A Top class soccer team in Rhode Island that only has players that are under 5 feet tall and under 100lbs. play for them. Rams FC has a great losing enviorment as they lose EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME by at least 5 goals. But at the end of the game they complain that the game was closer then it sounds.
Aidan: Im the new captain of the team!
Danny: What Team?
Aidan: Rams FC of course.
Danny: Arent they a bunch of shite bags?
A fat overrated piece of shit that pretends to be gay to go girl sleepovers. He also has a blonde mullet that everybody hates. Brendan's usually overhype themselves at sports and actually low key high key sucks at life. Brendans often leave school to finger boys in their asshole.
Escobar: That kids such a Brendan Kroll
Autumn: Ik, but I'll low key still suck him
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