Dickmail

Make your friend (boy or girl, you decide!) do something sexual (give you a handjob, blowjob, etc.) by blackmailing them.

John made me give him a handjob because he's Dickmailing me!

peanut envy

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour

G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!