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Adj. Phrase used in the Confederate States, mostly Alabama, to describe blacks in a very racist manner.
"Hey JimBob, I reckon 'em fellers over yonders nothin' but a waste of white."
"Yer right BillyBob. Those moon crickets needs to git back to pickin' muh cotton before I sticks muh boot in ther tar star!"
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n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
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n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
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The neighbors that set up shop in their driveway, complete with lawn chairs and beverages, to watch your every move. They find it necessary to involve themselves in private disputes by calling the cops, but never say nice things like "Hi" or even "Go Fuck Yourself Neighbor".
Holy shit, the street monitors are out again. I swear, I'm gonna start charging fucking admissions!
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n. Person, most commonly hispanic males, that decided to persue the Custodial Arts as their career of choice. See also janitor or squeegee master.
We all want to graduate from high school so we don't have to become mop jockeys or jizz moppers.
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What your best friend leaves on your grass after a night of drunken debauchery. Most often associated with raging teenage hormones and no quiet location in which to deposit the shower baby evidence.
Kevin is such a fag, he left lawn butter next to the tent.
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