caff nap

A 30-40 minute nap designed to let you rest while you wait for caffeine to kick in.

Outta my way, I just had a Red Bull and I'm going down for a caff nap.

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1984gasm

An intense joy most commonly felt by government officials when enacting policies that violate the privacy and dignity of their citizens. A lesser degree of this phenomenon may be felt by anyone engaging in any overtly creepy act of surveillance.

Sophie had a total 1984gasm when she realized that her latest crush's now-defunct blog was still available for her perusal in the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine.

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1984play

A minor violation of someone's privacy, often used to test the waters or acclimate someone to greater violations yet to come.

Though his friends were largely indifferent, Jake decided the TSA gaterapes were actually 1984play to help get people ready for more intrusive security outside the airports.

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