news sex

The act of having sex while watching the news.

"I was busy watching the news the other day but my g.f. wanted to down on me!"
"Just have news sex next time!"

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skull fuck

the act of cutting or shooting a hole in someone's head and sticking your penis in it

"That girl was so hot I'd skull fuck her!"

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Pacific Rim Job

A sexual act in which you are giving a fat woman a rim job, and she stores water in her back fat rolls and dumps it on you.

"I was giving this girl a Pacific Rim Job the other day."
"Man how fat was she?!?!"

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Brokémon

A brokémon is a bro, who likes pokémon.

My brokémon, want to hang out later on?