slam pole

similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.

Girl, I'm bout to hit up my slam pole, I need some dick tonight!

I feel that!

SHS

Stupid hipster shit. No one else will get what the hell your saying you elitist piece of fuck.

Friend:"Tonight, I mistook David Gordon Green for a butch-presenting lesbian..."
You:"...???"
That's SHS!

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