Bisexual

A disease that falls into the "LGBTQ+" family. Symptoms include the following: Cuffing jeans, rolling sleeves, not being able to sit properly in a chair, tucking in shirts, constantly crushing on one's best friend, owning plenty of unusual socks, and knowing all the lyrics to every Panic! At The Disco song. If you think you might have a case of Bisexual, please try to come out immediately.

"I'm Bisexual, please don't disown me. Thank you."

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Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.

Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!