kucharski

Polish sheepfuckers.

Goddammit! I can't have a farm here now that some kucharskis moved in down the road!

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steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.