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Turdmonger

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i.e. the act of consuming excrement, in a lewd manner, directly from the anus of one's sexual partner. This term can also be used figuratively, as an alternative to brown-nosing and currying favour, as in turdmongering.

...wearing nothing but nipple tape, they turdmongered voraciously, losing themselves to the small hours of the night...hoping that this degenerate act would keep them in good standing with their superiors, securing their promotions...

by BitchfinderGeneral June 08, 2025


Intellectual Masturbation

i.e. this is when one derives sexual pleasure contemplating an object or subject, and/or overthinking something outwith their expertise resulting in grandiosity from confirmation bias

She spent her days in intellectual masturbation over the one that got away...

by BitchfinderGeneral March 06, 2024


FFFA

i.e. a free f**k for all

It means what it says

They were engaged in an FFFA all week long wjth several others, now they're feeling guilty and frustrated, unaware that he had secretly captured the FFFA on his macbook using the built-in webcam

by BitchfinderGeneral March 06, 2024


Colonial girl

i.e. any Gen Z'er or Gen Y'er who espouses the now obsolete & prejudiced views of her parents, grandparents & ancestors, etc. who likely profiteered financially, socially & culturally from colonialism, yet presenting a facade of inclusivity and progressiveness through appropriation, by attending yoga lessons, drinking matcha lattes and eating avocado toast with their parents' money.

The pseudo socialites of London were in their colonial girl eras, organising summer vacations to the hoary and sinister lands of the swarthy skinned uncouth, to bring with them enlightenment...financed by their wealthy fathers...lacking only in manpower from human rights and labour legislation that no longer permitted indentured servitude...

by BitchfinderGeneral June 08, 2025


Psychic Ass Pus

i.e. life force leaking out the back end, waking life devoted to and fixated upon anything that happens below the belt, be it in themselves or others

Although she was long in tooth, she had always allowed for the leakage of the psychic ass pus, reveling in it, and as such it had tainted her children

by BitchfinderGeneral March 06, 2024