clownilingus

When two people are engaged in the act of cunnilingus and the individual performing said cunnilingus puts on clown make-up, a wig, and a red nose during the performance, without telling the receiver. The clown then proceeds to perform circus tricks between her legs; including but not limited to: the endless handkerchief chain, the balloon animal, and popping the balloon animal. The clown must continue to pleasure its partner's woman-hood throughout the duration of the performance.

Alice was very surprised when Davin began to perform clownilingus on her, but then she got really into it.

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chubberduckery

The act of taking a rubber ducky and shoving it into a fat man's ass until it squeaks.

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I couldn't sleep last night because of the sounds from my neighbor's chubberduckery.

Reproductive Procrastination

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.

I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.

fellatidough

Placing a pastry (such as a doughnut) at the base of the penis and performing fellatio-type services upon said penis will goal of reaching the aforementioned pastry. When the pastry is reached the individual performing the service immediately stops their efforts, and leaves the receiving individual alone with a hard cock and a partial eaten pastry

The baker and his wife used the leftover doughnuts for fellatidough.

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