freudian slips

A Freudian Slip is when someone means to say something but accidently says something else, which reflects their true thoughts/ opinions or supressed desires about something.

Examples of freudian slips...

"that chick was TEMPTING...I mean attempting to..."
or

"cosec + sex...I mean cosec + sec"

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poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.

Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?

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